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Bus Rides:  Smoking,  stinky people, 24 hour ride from hell in Egypt, haggling over 50 cents.  (Tanzania photos)

I bought a digital camera, now what do I do with these full disc?  Web site follies.

Vomit Ferry Rides:  Puking dude

Airlines:  Egypt Air Sucks

Exchanging money at the Cairo Airport.  None of the official exchange booths will buy back the Egyptian dollar.  These people make money from buying and selling money but the employees still won't take back the stinking pound.

Desert Highway Haggling

Laundry   

  Left at "the bus stop" on Jordan's Desert Highway.  Thank goodness for the friendly driver who stopped and gave us a lift. 

Lost Christmas Gifts (thanks UPS and Malta postal service) 

Train Rides:  Let Julia off the train you Moroccan bastards (morocco Marrakech)

Visits to the hospitals:  Sickness and Injuries:  Hostel colon, dog bites, horse kicks, narcosis from Scuba diving, ear infections (Spain Seville photos) 

Way to much luggage 

Baksheesh?  (Cairo tomb photos, get info from lonely planet)

Hello, my friend, where are you from, may I pick your pockets?

We are now off to my Uncle's store (insert carpet, jewelry, papyrus, alabaster, etc) (Luxor shop, any carpet store)

Where can I find a toilet?

Hello operator, I would like to make a call. (Cairo)

What the **** is wrong with this debit card now?!!!

Trying to find a place to stay with running water and heat.

Freezing our a..es off (Cappadocia).  Going from 80 F weather to 25 F and snowing in one day in Turkey with no winter clothes
  

Trying to get a decent night sleep near a mosque and with roosters everywhere! 

Lariam Dreams!!!

Getting Ripped off and losing a shoe 

Transportation woes.  Who's story is more full of bull ("it's a new gov't program")?  Which ferry co. to use?  Where is it?  Is it really the fast ferry?  Who to believe for directions. 

A good night sleep in a luxury accommodation ;-)